Umm, when were they NOT insufferable shit babies?
This "woe-is-me, the Yankees are the Evil Empire even though we spend way more than everyone else does also, Bill Buckner-hating, chowduh eating, fucking inbred retarded accent speaking, now we're the shit because our team wins" shit has been old for oh, about the last 89 years.
You know what? Your team was done in by its own shitty play. Bucky, Buckner, Boone, Babe, all that shit was caused by your team's own stupidity/choking. You don't know what it's like to have something you won pulled away from you. You lost on the field. There were no phantom calls that deprived you of a World Series all those years. Blame your owner for selling Babe Ruth to finance 'No No Nanette' you fucking lifeless gas bags. Scream bloody murder at your borderline Hall of Fame first baseman because he made an error in a big game. Seems to me you had a lead in game 7 in '86. Didn't you? Huh?
Shut the fuck up already. Those Yankees you hate so much just to the south, you know what? People hate you more now. Your team spends out its ass to buy a championship just like the Yankees do. You know what the most obscene contract ever was before A-Rod's? It was Manny's. Stop crying, stop pretending that anyone cares about your plight and go ahead and enjoy your success while it happens, because nothing will make baseball fans happier than when you suck again.
Fuck the Yankees, fuck Steinbrenner, fuck Yankees fans, sure. But fuck you all even more. Peace.
Even babies hate you
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