In honor of the tremendous importance of naming week 6 games, here is a scoreboard of today's titanic clashes.
The Duel in Dallas
Patriots - 48
Cowboys - 27
The Comma Splice in Chicago
Vikings - 34
Bears - 31
The Clambake in Cleveland
Dolphins - 31
Browns - 41
The Genocidal Gassing in Green Bay
Redskins - 14
Packers - 17
The Klan Rally in Kansas City
Bengals - 20
Chiefs - 27
Noah Jacobsen's Bar Mitzvah in New Jersey
Eagles - 16
Jets - 9
The Tit Fondling in Tampa Bay
Titans - 10
Buccaneers - 13
The Japanese Barbecue in Jacksonville
Texans - 17
Jaguars - 37
The Baby Shower in Baltimore
Rams - 3
Ravens - 22
The Aroma of Cheese in Arizona
Panthers - 25
Cardinals - 10
The Sausage Fest in San Diego
Raiders - 14
Chargers - 28
I'll have updates tomorrow on Sodomy in Seattle and Ass to Mouth in Atlanta.
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